Picture this, though. Young Sherlock Holmes investigating the murder of Carl Powers his first year at Hogwarts. It goes overlooked, since Snape is headmaster and has other things on his plate. Everybody insists it was an accident, and those who don’t blame the Carrows. Even Sherlock doesn’t know to point the finger at seventh year, Jim Moriarty.


But really, what if the ship name for Sherlock and Moriarty was Morlock?!?! H. G. Wells anyone??? I’m having a nerd moment.


one time i was trying to dirty talk with my ex boyfriend and i started saying ‘i’ve been a very bad girl’ and he said ‘why what have you done?’ and i didnt know what to say next so i just said ‘i’ve burnt down a house’

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whispering, “no,” at a character because you know they’re about to make a fool of themselves and kill you with second hand embarrassment


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"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 


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