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whatwouldfezwear:

the-sarcastic-robot:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

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I love that story

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fuckoffcishets:

teenage girls are reminded constantly by adults (and everyone else) that we’re immature and too young to understand anything but the minute we make a mistake those same adults tell us we’re “old enough to know better” and refuse to help us

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parkway-nosedive:

trauntwave:

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

there are two ways to read this

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